dear father Christmas
sorry if I write just now, but you know, I used to take me forever to last. is a couple of years that we do not feel, age no longer gives me more to believe all the stories and anecdotes with which you duped as a child, but this Christmas I decided to resume contacts.
have been good lately, or at least no more evil than usual, at least not particularly. I thought then that one or two might even want to hear us, if you forward a bit 'of time and a bit' of place in that big bag of Hemp take you on the shoulder (Still, it's hemp remains a secret between you and me, just finished the holidays do not you smoke with all the elves and the old lady, ok?). that are rude! I did not even ask how are you ... Red-nosed say good (say it is not coca-cola that you have in the bottle, but the raspberry brandy, which I like so much, by the way). it's cold in your part if I remember: do not forget to keep the fire burning in the fireplace (not burning the said lot, mind ...).
elves instead? them all in place as usual? I heard there were some 'problems from too much work and that you are aimed at unions, but I think that we have solved everything right? (When you pass by me 'in the night you tell me how did you avoid the consortium of Baby Jesus: You are smart, old fox!) Certain that you too ... send them around with lime green dresses ... (Just to stay on the lot) and do not say it's green fir tree, which does not believe anyone (unless they are fir Chernobyl means ...).
however, pleasantries aside, I was saying I was a really good kid (overgrown) and you do not have to listen to what they say around, I'm just jealous that I is always closer to the road of Buddha (No allah and then we have done away half religions). about Allah, what about the Arab countries? there steps you have a replacement or dark-skinned blacks with a mustache and camels instead of reindeer? not because this time a caucasian I see evil in those parts, that's all ... (Always remember that the Kalashnikov is still faster than the sled).
ah, now I remember, watch out for checks! for some 'have lowered the limit here, and as you drink more brandy raspberry that a regiment of our own mountain I would not want you to withdraw the license. rudolf drove up to tell him: with his red nose is impossible not to believe you. so the slide is like a plane, no? although a motere fails, others allow you to continue your journey. expendable pawns, 'reindeer ste ..
but also with protecting animals as it is over? I warned you to be updated, now that anabolic steroids will also find the basic medical kit with a do-it-yourself, but you stubborn ... proven that things are the best, that those who leave the old road to know what the new loses but does not know what is ... glad you ... and about losing my way ... You just installed tomtom on the dashboard of the sled? does not come out as gifts last year that my sister will not let my cousin because find the address?
But back to my requests, father. set aside for peace in the world (the calls already miss Italy every year and you never carried it, and if not bring it to a piece of f *** like that, I figured ...) I would like something more personal .. . maybe instead of bringing world peace to Miss Italy, Miss Italy brings to me, you're at it. I'm kidding, of course. So where I was left with the list ... let me check .. here, here!
but ... think about it ... if you become a drunkard, opiate-dependent, exploitative of endangered breeds and animals, thou hast surely your fish to fry! not be easy being you, I suppose.
do one thing, Father: for my part, I take leave this year. is better for those four things I had to ask, do I ...
forever yours,
Stefano
Ps: Merry Christmas to you all! (The moral is there but you can not see ...)
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